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500daysofsassy:

mythology is literally the most interesting shit ever if you dont agree get outta my face

(Source: notkatniss, via youreyesarelikestarlightnow)

smashedindigo:

no one saw me wear it therefore it is not dirty

(Source: 2460-pun, via lupinisawolf)

nuditea:

“when one door closes, another one opens”

imagine how annoying it would be if that were true

you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open

your cat escapes

you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches

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inbox:

tell me how I’m supposed to breathe with no wifi

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imightevenfly:

princessmoran:

my favorite game is “shit i lost my phone in my blankets where the fuck did it go”

also “i shook my blankets to find my phone and it went flying across the room into a wall.”

(Source: moriartysprincess, via ronstoppableismypatronus)

jadesharley:

[AGGRESSIVELY CRIES OVER MUSICALS]

(via rbres)

shubbabang:

I’M JUST LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I’M DOING GEOGRAPHY HOMEWORK AND LIKE IN THE MIDDLE EAST 

ITS LIKE THEY’RE TALKING TO EACH OTHER AND ONE JUST SAID SOMETHING CRAZY AND THE OTHER IS LIKE “OH MAN” AND THE OTHER IS ALL CHILL LIKE “YEA MAN”

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(via spookyclaire)

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I have a 4.0 GPA and I scored a 210 on my practice SAT and I was the only handi-capable member of a national championship glee club.

(Source: kevinmchales, via colfucked)

(Source: suicideblonde, via terryboots)

gloomyteens:

sassyboyfriend:

does anyone know how to lose 30 pounds in like 2 hours

(Source: royulty, via doonarose)

hologramtupac:

My Band // D12

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